Monday, June 29, 2015

New Poem: NO FOOL LIKE THE DONALD

SPY magazine
once called him "the short-fingered vulgarian"
it was the 80s
and most of us weren't ready to heed the warning:
it was easier to buy copies of
TRUMP: THE ART OF THE DEAL
and read gossip about his relentless pursuits
of women, real estate and casinos
>
someone somewhere may be on YouTube
with a mashup video that cuts between
the real Donald Trump yelling about NBC
saying "YOU'RE FIRED"
after making racist remarks
he later tried to rebrand
as truth-telling 
and the fictional character played by Andy Griffith
in A FACE IN THE CROWD
wailing about his fans and sponsors leaving
after a colleague kept the mike on
during comments about
how stupid Americans are
and how they'll do anything
he tells them to do

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