Wednesday, October 27, 2010

New poem: SYMPATHY FOR CHARLIE SHEEN'S DEVILS

SYMPATHY FOR CHARLIE SHEEN'S DEVILS


Please allow him to introduce himself.
He's a man with wealth and no taste.

He destroye hotel rooms,

frightens women

and leaves New York in haste.


Hope you guessed his name.

Amusing you on a sitcom

is the nature of his game.



He earns a lot for not acting.

More money than what's paid to others.

When he makes a big big mess,

he's bailed out by CBS and Warner Brothers.


Hope you guessed his name.

Employing publicists to tell "official" stories

is the nature of his game.


There will be

no HOT SHOTS THREE.

Just more hookers, anger and psychic pains.

If he feels the need to stretch his talent,

he'll make another ad for Hanes.




Hope you guessed his name.

Keep watching TWO AND A HALF MEN every week

so he can continue playing his long-running game.

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