SYMPATHY FOR CHARLIE SHEEN'S DEVILS
Please allow him to introduce himself.
He's a man with wealth and no taste.
He destroye hotel rooms,
frightens women
and leaves New York in haste.
Hope you guessed his name.
Amusing you on a sitcom
is the nature of his game.
He earns a lot for not acting.
More money than what's paid to others.
When he makes a big big mess,
he's bailed out by CBS and Warner Brothers.
Hope you guessed his name.
Employing publicists to tell "official" stories
is the nature of his game.
There will be
no HOT SHOTS THREE.
Just more hookers, anger and psychic pains.
If he feels the need to stretch his talent,
he'll make another ad for Hanes.
Hope you guessed his name.
Keep watching TWO AND A HALF MEN every week
so he can continue playing his long-running game.
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