Sunday, February 26, 2023

BEST FILMS/TV OF 2022: THIRD DRAFT

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

PETIT MAMAN

HAPPENING

LIVING

AFTERSUN

ARMAGEDDON TIME

THE ETERNAL DAUGHTER 

NOPE

HATCHING

RESURRECTION 

SPECTOR

SR.

THE DROP OUT

THE LAST MOVIE STARS

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 

DECISION TO LEAVE 

HONORABLE MENTION: TAR, THE FABELMANS, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, ELVIS, BROS, WATCHER, MEN, EMPIRE OF LIGHT, CORSAGE, HOLD ME TIGHT

Thursday, February 16, 2023

New Poem: ODE TO CHRIS CUOMO

 see that news person crying in the corner

 he was fired for dubious ethical decisions

 and he tried to keep his even more dubious brother in power

 now he cries ice cubes like a penguin in a Bugs Bunny cartoon

 wailing about the big comedown of working for NewsNation

 oh I’ll never again be Number One, he despairs

 then a smile breaks through the misery

 he yells to the other patrons:

 wait until I win my $125 million arbitration suit against CNN

 as Alisyn Camerota appears on the big screen TV

 in the time slot he thought he might own forever

Revised Poem: RETRAIN THE POLICE 2023


 leave the robot dogs 

 in the equipment yard

 strip off the military gear 

 if you’re not SWAT

 melt the tanks 

 into scrap metal 

 for infrastructure 

 treat Black and Brown people 

 just like White people 

 learn to take a deep breath

 before drawing taser or pistol

 and stop treating the poisonous apples 

 so quick to judge and execute

 as if they should get

 a Medal of Valor 

 for wearing a uniform 

 they don’t deserve