see that news person crying in the corner
he was fired for dubious ethical decisions
and he tried to keep his even more dubious brother in power
now he cries ice cubes like a penguin in a Bugs Bunny cartoon
wailing about the big comedown of working for NewsNation
oh I’ll never again be Number One, he despairs
then a smile breaks through the misery
he yells to the other patrons:
wait until I win my $125 million arbitration suit against CNN
as Alisyn Camerota appears on the big screen TV
in the time slot he thought he might own forever
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