big expressive man with bigger mustache
appears on conservative fringe TV
with paid program preceded by 90-second disclaimer
big Mike belts out his aria spiel:
buy My Sedition Pillow
after a night’s sleep
you’ll believe the 2020 election never happened
that the government has to be rolled back
and you’ll bellow about me being cancelled
as I add your name to my political donor list
may you sleep many nights on My Sedition Pillow
never waking up to be aware of who I really am
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