fall down now
now—not a minute from now
grovel grovel grovel grovel
please please don’t hurt me
don’t shun me for a mere technicality
tell me what to say so I’ll know when to say
that weave of words saving me $16 million
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which anchor you want to throw softballs—
nay, let’s just call them gentle grounders—
please please please don’t hurt me
I’ll make sure ABC treats you like Reagan 2.0
put the whip back in the box
reinsert the gun in its holster
you’ll have no further reason to sue
