Donald Trump’s Greatest Impeachment Hits Deluxe Edition

1. This Rusher Thing
2. My Lester Holt Interview (spoken word)
3. Putin On Line 1
4. Ukraine Do Me A Favor
5. Rudy Don’t Fail
6. It Was A Perfect Phone Call
7. Bill Barr Said I Can Do Anything
8. Mueller On My Mind
9. Two Story White House (duet with Melania)
10. Wag The Middle East Dog
11. Blame Hunter Biden
12. Let’s Get This Acquittal Started
Bonus Tracks:
13. Who’s Lev Parnas?
14. Don’t Speak (No Doubt cover dedicated to John Bolton)
15. No Witnesses

New Poem: TALKING GOP IMPEACHMENT TALKING POINTS BLUES

we stay on message
no matter how much it changes
sing What’s Wrong With That
over and over and over
make light of crimes
we’d crucify Democrats for doing
say Ukraine doesn’t rise to parking ticket status
trot out our two insult comics
keep sending messages to the public
turn off your TVs
plug your ears
yell Womp Womp at holiday dinners
when lefty relatives talk back
>
but know this
some of us are as sick of Trump
as you are
>
tired of justifying his disingenuous
distorted disrespectful behavior
weary of waking up to the stench
of fresh burning trash
not knowing when the train stops
and we’re ejected from club cars
waiting at the depot in a strange town
aware no one will arrive

Donald Trump’s Greatest Impeachment Hits

Hopefully coming soon to a House vote and Senate trial all America can watch:
1. This Rusher Thing
2. My Lester Holt Interview (spoken word)
3. Putin On Line 1
4. Ukraine Do Me A Favor
5. Rudy Don’t Fail
6. It Was A Perfect Phone Call
7. Medley: Hearsay/Second Hand News (Fleetwood Mac cover)
8. Mueller On My Mind
9. Two Story White House (duet with Melania)
10. Civil War (Desperation Time)
11. Blame Hillary
12. Pardon Me, Mike