1. I’m Your Man (Wham cover)
2. I’m Still Standing (Elton John cover)
3. Keep Shredding, Pam
4. Can I Redact Entire File Entries?
5. To All The Girls I Don’t Want You To Know About
6. When I Said Piggy, I Was Referring To Myself
7. Drones Over Venezuela
8. They Prefer Zohran To Me
9. Islands In The Stream (trio with Steve Bannon and Michael Wolff)
This likely won’t move the needle on the Epstein Files, but should give Donald Trump some dyspepsia in the short term.
From THE WALL STREET JOURNAL:
It isn’t clear how the letter with Trump’s signature was prepared. Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person.
“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began.
Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.
The letter bearing Trump’s name, which was reviewed by the Journal, is bawdy—like others in the album. It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly “Donald” below her waist, mimicking pubic hair.
