Tuesday, February 16, 2016

New poem: Jeb! Got A Gun: inspired by Aerosmith song.

Dum, dum, dum, Jeb! what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the picture of my gun.
Dum, dum, dum, Jeb! what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the picture of my Twitter gun

Jeb! got a gun
Jeb! got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at Carolina sun
What did his daddy do?
What did Baby Brother put him through?

Jeb! got a gun
Jeb! got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Trying to get Trump on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did his mommy do?

It's Jeb's last I.O.U.
Got a lot to lose.
Running for dynasty.
Stumbling in campaign shoes.

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away yeah

[Frenzied guitar solo, then sound bytes of Trump/Cruz/Rubio/Kasich/Carson, then slow fade]

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