Sunday, May 26, 2019

SLATE’s Matthew Dessem enters Hope Hicks’s mind.

Excerpt from Dessem’s satirical column written from the POV of Hope Hicks being approached by a reporter from THE NEW YORK TIMES:
“But Ms. Hicks,” she said, putting her hand on my shoulder. “We are on your side. We just have no way of explicitly expressing our sympathies, because we’re still dining out on an antiquated conception of press neutrality, so the public has infer the conscious and unconscious biases informing our coverage based on how far we bend over backwards to treat your decision whether or not to ignore a congressional subpoena like you’re Hamlet in the fucking chapel or something. We shall also arrange a glossy photoshoot.”

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