1. I Don’t Know A Thing About It
2. Ghislaine Get Me Off The Hook
3. Jeffrey Who?
4. Hey MAGA, Go Annoy Barack Instead
5. I Want The Two Jimmys Cancelled
6. That Colbert KissCam Skit Wasn’t Funny
7. Don’t Take Alina Away
8. My Way (Unauthorized Trio Version w/Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley)
BONUS TRACK: J.D. Talk To Rupert
In which the President of the United States (via his virtual megaphone Truth Social) tries hard to avoid any further discovery of his sybaritic friendship with Jeffrey Epstein/any possible Secret Sharer disclosures regarding somewhat younger women/any discoveries of Pam Bondi looking the other way/potential outing of Republicans (or Democrats) on the Epstein List by again playing the getting-tired Fake News card:
We have proudly held to account ABC and George Slopadopoulos, CBS and 60 Minutes, The Fake Pulitzer Prizes, and many others who deal in, and push, disgusting LIES, and even FRAUD, to the American People. This lawsuit is filed not only on behalf of your favorite President, ME, but also in order to continue standing up for ALL Americans who will no longer tolerate the abusive wrongdoings of the Fake News Media. I hope Rupert and his “friends” are looking forward to the many hours of depositions and testimonies they will have to provide in this case.
This likely won’t move the needle on the Epstein Files, but should give Donald Trump some dyspepsia in the short term.
From THE WALL STREET JOURNAL:
It isn’t clear how the letter with Trump’s signature was prepared. Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person.
“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began.
Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.
The letter bearing Trump’s name, which was reviewed by the Journal, is bawdy—like others in the album. It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly “Donald” below her waist, mimicking pubic hair.
what do we do
what can we do
what should we have done
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Hakeem wants a marathon speaker trophy
Mike says that Jesus loves Trump more than Democrats
former paper of record NEW YORK TIMES smears idealistic Zohran
centrist Democrat puts up stupid I told you so meme
of Hillary and Kamala who triangulated themselves into defeat
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what I can do
what I will do
is to ignore find raising emails
from people who care more about small and big donors
instead of throwing spanners into Trump’s malevolent works
