1. I Don’t Know A Thing About It
2. Ghislaine Get Me Off The Hook
3. Jeffrey Who?
4. Hey MAGA, Go Annoy Barack Instead
5. I Want The Two Jimmys Cancelled
6. That Colbert KissCam Skit Wasn’t Funny
7. Don’t Take Alina Away
8. My Way (Unauthorized Trio Version w/Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley)
BONUS TRACK: J.D. Talk To Rupert
this ain't no party
this ain't no Chick-fil-a
this ain't no fooling around
no more media elites and celebrity effetes
we don't have time for that now
we dress like cowboys
we dress like churchgoers
we all stand up and vote
we do not worry about secrets and lies
or being influenced by Russian spies
it’s all fake news’s fault
this ain’t no establishment party
this ain’t no health care welfare abortion state
this ain’t no place for NEA or PBS
we don’t want that smart stuff now
don’t worry about tariffs
just pay more for Wal-Mart
stick it to the countries
we’re told to hate this week
take us back Donald and J.D.
make it great to be bigoted again
don’t want to care about DEI
or gender change or deported citizens
sensitivity is the new original sin
turn away from sparklers waved by gotcha interrogators
don’t fall for lies told by the cemetery desecrators
there’s no reason to again wallow in the Pit of Venality
we must be better than this
1. Who Was The Best Hannibal Lecter?
2. Bow Unto Me, J.D.
3. I Demonize Migrants (Extended Version)
4. Should I Take My Bandage Off?
5. With God On Our Side (Bob Dylan cover)
6. My Latest Definition of Unity
7. I’m Scared of Debating Kamala
8. Your Favorite Felon
only so many times I can:
be gaslighted
listen to Lee Greenwood
hear Duped By the Left testimony
watch a Teamster president believe he’s winning minds
witness Donald Trump’s ear bandage
tolerate Chris Wallace going gaga for Trump
endure fake assurance that extremists aren’t extreme
