1. JESUS CHRIST POSE (Soundgarden cover with altered lyrics)
2. IF I WAS THE POPE (Bruce Springsteen cover with altered lyrics)
3. HOW GREAT I AM
4. I’VE KNOWN NO WAR ((The Who cover)
5. JESUS HE KNOWS ME (Genesis cover)
6. JACOB’S LADDER (Bruce Hornsby cover with altered lyrics)
7. I’M NOT JESUS, I’M JUST A DOCTOR
8. WALKING ON THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
9. CRUCIFIED BY THE MIDTERMS
From my poem BUNKER BLUSTER
[he’ll compare himself to]
supersized Harry Truman
helping to spread radioactivity
until the enemy begs for mercy
And here’s a GUARDIAN headline:
1. All Alone at G7
2. Hey Alberta Premier, Wanna Be Governor of the 51st State?
3. Don’t Rain On My Parade
4. It’s Hegseth’s Fault (Marines in L.A.)
5. I Only Listen to Captains of Industry
6. Persecuting Brown People in Blue Cities
7. Playing Air Guitar to Instrumental Version of Fortunate Son
8. Don’t Make Me Declare Martial Law
6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians
say that again:
6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians
it would likely cost tens of millions of dollars to put on a parade of that size
yes, it would
Asked about plans for a parade, Army spokesman Steve Warren said Thursday that no final decisions have been made.
Col. Dave Butler, another Army spokesman, added that the Army is excited about the plans for its anniversary.
this is the Trump-subservient Army
show your forces proudly
even though Mister Felon President turning 79
sees them as a big show of force
he might send some of them after you
if you fail to stand and salute
(some of the above from Associated Press article about Army plans for potential parade on Donald Trump’s 79th birthday)
Gene Rayburn reads from the card
and it says “Dumb Donald is so dumb…”
Then the panelists and the audience respond:
HOW DUMB IS HE?
Just announced today; here are some of next season’s highlights:
GODSPELL starring Kid Rock
JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR with Billy Ray Cyrus alternating as Jesus and Judas
A.I. JOHN WAYNE performing his 1970s spoken word album AMERICA WHY I LOVE HER
Marie Osmond sings SANITIZED BEN FOLDS
Snoop Dogg performing Swamp Dogg’s I’M NOT SELLING OUT, I’M BUYING IN
BILLY GRAHAM’S WORLD WIDE PICTURES FILM FESTIVAL with Franklin Graham
Jewel in a new revue titled TRUMP WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL
POLITICALLY INCORRECT KENNEDY CENTER AWARDS
And more, much more to come as we turn the clock as far back as possible!
inner demons cheer corporations and billionaires
as they stand for no one but themselves
giving thumbs up to would-be overthrowers
looking the other way at Nazi salutes
ready to stand back and stand by
watching the nation crumble
since they care for no one but themselves
werewolf takes the wheel
1. Who Was The Best Hannibal Lecter?
2. Bow Unto Me, J.D.
3. I Demonize Migrants (Extended Version)
4. Should I Take My Bandage Off?
5. With God On Our Side (Bob Dylan cover)
6. My Latest Definition of Unity
7. I’m Scared of Debating Kamala
8. Your Favorite Felon
George Stephanopoulos: And if you stay in and Trump is elected and everything you're warning about comes to pass, how will you feel in January?
Joe Biden: I'll feel, as long as I gave it my all, and I did as good a job as I know I can do, that's what this is about.
From THE WASHINGTON POST:
Trump’s aura of invincibility has never been earned. He was impeached more times than any other president in U.S. history. He presided over the worst string of GOP electoral losses in many decades. He lost reelection after only a single term, which he won only after losing the popular vote. He has never once commanded majority support in this country. He had already been losing in court already—he’s been nailed for sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll, and his company was found to have systematically lied about its worth—even though he enjoys the priciest legal representation, funded partly by donor money that he fleeced from his own party, another privilege that pretty much no other defendant has enjoyed, ever.
And now, after Trump and his elite enablers attempted mightily to wreck the whole system to keep him beyond accountability at all costs—an effort that for a time looked like it just might succeed—a jury of ordinary Americans heroically stood up and said: No.
1. The Rule of Law Means Nothing to Me
2. Manhattan Doesn’t Love Me Anymore
3. If There’s A Hell Below (Curtis Mayfield cover)
4. 34, Count Them, 34
5. The Final Countdown (Europe cover)
6. Todd Blanche Not My Roy Cohn
7. I Secretly Respect Alvin Bragg
8. Keeping the Faithful in Line
9. Prison Bound (Social Distortion cover)
