TRUMP MUGSHOT POEM

 lower that granite unlearned head

 glare harder than a junkyard dog

 put it on X Twitter to thank Elon

 believe no MAGA faithful will run away

 fear more swing voters looking for refuge

New Poem: POEM ABOUT FOX NEWS/DOMINION SETTLEMENT

 Move Along Nothing To See Here

 Move Along Nothing To See Here

 Move Along Nothing To See Hete

 We’ll Tell Smaller Lies Now

 Tomorrow Night: Tucker and Elon Outtakes 

New Poem: FAREWELL 2020

 farewell 2020

 the year where someone scratched

 the tone arm hard across the favorite record

 with a rrrrrrrrrrrppppp sound

 and everything changed

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 farewell 2020

 the year where the Republican adage 

 government is best that governs least

 proved to be a deadly lie

 leave it to the states made everything worse

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 may 2021

 be the year where we don’t read these words:

 we don’t have 60 votes

 full vaccinated immunity not until 2022

 no federal charges filed against Donald Trump

New Poem: PARDON TRAIN

 get on board

 get on board

 there’s nothing you have to answer for

 such a shame it ended in Year Four

 get on board

 get on board

 you did what you had to do

 use it to raise money for term two

 get on board

 get on board

 count on short public memory

 rewrite your legacy as autobiography 

 get on board

 get on board

 

 

 

Donald Trump’s Greatest Transition-Delaying Hits

 1. The More I Ignore You

 2. Rudy, Don’t Fail (Remix)

 3. Losing Made Me Grey

 4. I’m A Wrecking Machine

 5. Drill Baby Drill (duet with Sarah Palin)

 6. Scott Atlas Shrugged 

 7. My Fans Don’t Want A Concession Speech

 8. You’re Fired!

 9.  I Pardon Myself

New Poem: LIGHT IN THE TUNNEL

 he will yell his head off

 but we don’t have to be scared anymore

 he can challenge the results he doesn’t like

 but we voted in such large numbers

 he can’t undo the will of the American people 

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 a rose breaks through concrete

 a nation recovers from submersion