Sunday, February 26, 2023

BEST FILMS/TV OF 2022: THIRD DRAFT

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

PETIT MAMAN

HAPPENING

LIVING

AFTERSUN

ARMAGEDDON TIME

THE ETERNAL DAUGHTER 

NOPE

HATCHING

RESURRECTION 

SPECTOR

SR.

THE DROP OUT

THE LAST MOVIE STARS

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 

DECISION TO LEAVE 

HONORABLE MENTION: TAR, THE FABELMANS, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, ELVIS, BROS, WATCHER, MEN, EMPIRE OF LIGHT, CORSAGE, HOLD ME TIGHT

Thursday, February 16, 2023

New Poem: ODE TO CHRIS CUOMO

 see that news person crying in the corner

 he was fired for dubious ethical decisions

 and he tried to keep his even more dubious brother in power

 now he cries ice cubes like a penguin in a Bugs Bunny cartoon

 wailing about the big comedown of working for NewsNation

 oh I’ll never again be Number One, he despairs

 then a smile breaks through the misery

 he yells to the other patrons:

 wait until I win my $125 million arbitration suit against CNN

 as Alisyn Camerota appears on the big screen TV

 in the time slot he thought he might own forever

Revised Poem: RETRAIN THE POLICE 2023


 leave the robot dogs 

 in the equipment yard

 strip off the military gear 

 if you’re not SWAT

 melt the tanks 

 into scrap metal 

 for infrastructure 

 treat Black and Brown people 

 just like White people 

 learn to take a deep breath

 before drawing taser or pistol

 and stop treating the poisonous apples 

 so quick to judge and execute

 as if they should get

 a Medal of Valor 

 for wearing a uniform 

 they don’t deserve

 

Thursday, January 26, 2023

BEST FILMS/TV OF 2022: SECOND DRAFT

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

PETIT MAMAN

HAPPENING

LIVING

AFTERSUN

ARMAGEDDON TIME

NOPE

HATCHING

RESURRECTION 

SPECTOR

SR.

THE DROP OUT

THE LAST MOVIE STARS

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 

DECISION TO LEAVE 

HONORABLE MENTION: TAR, THE FABELMANS, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, ELVIS, BROS, WATCHER, MEN, EMPIRE OF LIGHT

Sunday, January 15, 2023

New Poem: GEORGE SANTOS IS A LIAR AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


 as my mother might have said,

 the truth isn’t in him

 and a lot of Republicans think So What?

 the bar was lowered with Jim Jordan,

 Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert

 so it makes sense for Mr. Santos—or is it Devolder—

 to remove the bar and toss it in the House trash bin 

 >

 he played a role (actually, several)

 he got the votes

 he gave professional lie detectors the slip

 and he’ll vote to kneecap your future

 as Kevin McCarthy does nothing 

 and cable news pours water from a deep well

 of George Santos Refuses to Resign stories

 

Saturday, January 14, 2023

New Poem: AN INADEQUATE ANSWER

 two fifteen year-olds on their only date

 were waiting for a theater box office to open 

 and window shopped at the Woolworths next door

 >

 the then-popular family TV series THE WALTONS

 became a topic of conversation 

 she said “Don’t tell me you like THE WALTONS”

 he, not listening to what she was really saying,

 responded with light talk about how the show had

 mountains and clean air, basically escapist stuff

 >

 decades later, he realized she was struggling 

 with unhappiness and other people’s expectations 

 and he wished he had said something different,

 something which could have formed a lasting friendship 

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Best Films/TV of 2022: First Draft

 As of this writing, I haven’t seen several of the awards season predetermined favorites, but this should change between now and mid-January:

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

PETIT MAMAN

HAPPENING

MEN

ARMAGEDDON TIME

NOPE

HATCHING

RESURRECTION 

SPECTOR

SR.

THE DROP OUT

THE LAST MOVIE STARS

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 

HONORABLE MENTION: TAR, THE FABELMANS, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, ELVIS, BROS, WATCHER