Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Various potential scenarios for TCM’s future.

Warner Bros. Discovery’s David Zaslav loves Turner Classic Movies (best known as TCM) so much that he’s making deep cuts in its key staff and re-appointing a previous head of the channel.

Here are some possible aftereffects:

1. No more TCM Film Festival.  It’s a pricey annual diversion for a subset of the channel’s fanbase.  But the festival, through its restoration premieres and star/director appearances, generates a lot of value and goodwill.  Zaslav may consider it a waste of time and resources.  And if the festival goes, expect huge and passionate pushback.

2.  No more TCM Cruises.  Repeat the above pricey annual diversion statement.  But this likely wouldn’t spark outrage on the level of ending the film festival.

3. No more TCM branding—books, wines, etc.

4. Fewer hosts.  Guessing Zaslav is bottom-line fixated enough to see Eddie Muller’s film noir showings and Jacqueline Stewart’s Sunday night silent films as nonessential programming to be discarded for more showings of familiar fare (Cary Grant, 1940s Humphrey Bogart, Doris Day, 1950s William Holden, Audrey Hepburn).  The host rotation of Ben/Dave/Alicia should be safe.

5. Moving from cable to exclusive online app.

6. Moving from cable to expanded curation niche subset of Max.

Let’s find out (with trepidation) what Zaslav chooses to do next.



Saturday, June 17, 2023

New Poem: The Silence of the DNC

 Trump goes low, they say nothing

 better to watch slow crack of GOP ice

 an erosion that could last until 2024

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 let the lies speed like stock trading 

 allow the primaries to be Trump-centric

 easier than speaking truth right now

 to malignant power 

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 Trump goes lower and lower

  and they foolishly think they’re going high

  by saying nothing 


Friday, June 9, 2023

DONALD TRUMP’S GREATEST FEDERAL INDICTMENT HITS

 1. An Innocent Man

 2. Tell Me Why

 3. The Ghost of Pat Robertson 

 4. Classified (I Don’t Think So)

 5. Lawyers Guns and Money 

 6. You’ve Got To Hide Your Government Documents Away

 7. Jail Doesn’t Suit My Lifestyle 

 8.  Georgia On My Mind

Friday, May 26, 2023

New Poem: INTO THE CORNFIELD WITH FLORIDA RON

 Florida Ron wants you

 actually he wants you not to think

 just be comfortable with your bigotry

 no reading about past and present injustice 

 no teaching your kids unpleasant history 

 no having to deal with non-Christians

 no dealing with Christians who read the Bible wrong 

 no crossing the path of LGBTQ people

 just let him wish everything you don’t like

 into the magic cornfield where it disappears 

 and pray he’ll never turn on you

 for a quick lunge at even more ignorant voters

Sunday, May 14, 2023

New Poem: CODA TO THE SILENCE OF THE BOSS

 Bruce sings My Love Will Not Let You Down 

 can’t say the same for the ticket prices

 so I learn to live with what I can’t rise above

 listening to live shows for a fraction of the cost

 paid by celebrity guest singers and well-heeled fans

 as the Jersey Man sings from a seldom-changing setlist 

 about aging, death and being the Last Man Standing

 and I remember when I paid a ticket broker’s price

 (cheaper than Dynamic Pricing today)

 to sit in the now dead Los Angeles Sports Arena

 and buy a T-shirt (since lost) with the saying

 THIS IS NOT A DARK RIDE

 this was a mere 35 years ago

Saturday, May 6, 2023

New Poem: ON THE CORONATION I’M NOT WATCHING

 people dressed to the tens enter Westminster Abbey

 supporting the monarch who waited quite long for his chance

 yes, he’s more forward-thinking than his parents tended to be

 but one can’t forget the grim withholder who created human wreckage 

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

New Poem: POEM ABOUT FOX NEWS/DOMINION SETTLEMENT

 Move Along Nothing To See Here

 Move Along Nothing To See Here

 Move Along Nothing To See Hete

 We’ll Tell Smaller Lies Now

 Tomorrow Night: Tucker and Elon Outtakes 

Sunday, April 16, 2023

New Poem THE WAY YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE

 For people I know from Texas


 retired from work

 children are hard working adults

 living with grandchildren in another state

 chose not to move from hometown 

 visit nephews and nieces

 don’t talk politics with siblings

 go along get along over and over

 not ready for a future when

 a niece is impregnated by rape

 for now, homey Facebook posts

 with friends from college

 and comments ending with lol