Monday, July 28, 2008

On Shia LaBeouf's current troubles.

Here's the AOL snark link to Shia LaBeouf: The Beef Is Sauced! DUI Bust for LaBeouf

And here's a poem I wrote about him a couple of months ago:

shya lebuff


inside you’re john lennon

but they want you to be paul mccartney


spielberg depends on you

paramount depends on you

michael bay really depends on you


you know the laws of show business by heart:

be reliable and don’t make your coworkers nervous


remember to not be rude to your fans


and tell megan fox hello for me when you’re

on the set of transformers two


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