Here's the AOL snark link to Shia LaBeouf: The Beef Is Sauced! DUI Bust for LaBeouf
And here's a poem I wrote about him a couple of months ago:
shya lebuff
inside you’re john lennon
but they want you to be paul mccartney
spielberg depends on you
paramount depends on you
michael bay really depends on you
you know the laws of show business by heart:
be reliable and don’t make your coworkers nervous
remember to not be rude to your fans
and tell megan fox hello for me when you’re
on the set of transformers two
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