Daniel Nester's cringeworthy poetry open-mike etiquette post.

http://blog.bestamericanpoetry.com/the_best_american_poetry/2015/11/20-things-not-to-do-at-an-open-poetry-reading-by-daniel-nester.html

The above counts as poets--most of them having separated themselves sufficiently from allegedly less-talented companions--still eager to eat their own.

But, of course, with alleged humor.