Unless Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton etc. etc. are involved in car accidents where someone is seriously injured or killed--or are killed themselves--any story involving them should be treated strictly as a one-day affair by mainstream print and televised media.
Any one-day stories of the above personalities should end with web addresses of TMZ.com and other sites of a similar bent for those who want to spend their lives wallowing in the antics of Lindsay, etc. etc. nonstop.