They don't make DANCING WITH THE STARS casts like they used to.

Saw this cast list for the spring season of Disney/ABC's DANCING WITH THE STARS
on the Vulture section of NEW YORK magazine's website (http://www.nymag.com):
Pamela Anderson, “the world’s sexiest woman”
Chad Ochocinco, “football’s most outrageous”
Aiden Turner, “the soap stud” [ex-ALL MY CHILDREN]
Erin Andrews, “ESPN’s broadcasting beauty”
Shannen Doherty, “The Beverly Hills bad girl”
Buzz Aldrin, “the original moonwalker”
Niecy Nash, “Reno 911’s funniest”
Nicole Scherzinger, “the Pussycat Doll”
Evan Lysacek, “the Olympic golden boy”
Kate Gosselin, “reality’s most-watched super-mom”
Jake Pavelka, this season's Bachelor

Obviously not the most star-studded season. And it could more easily be referred to as
DANCING WITH THE REALITY SHOW STARS.

I'd prefer this cast:
Megan Fox
Bill Cosby
Lindsey Vonn
Shawn White
Kevin Bacon
Kathy Griffin
Ingo Rademacher [GENERAL HOSPITAL's Jax]
Charles Gibson
Elizabeth Vargas
James Franco [he could spin this as another performance art project]
Tyra Banks
Kellie Pickler

Something for just about every demographic.